Well, to be fair the Saga started some 21 years, 1 month, 13 days 1 hour and 45 minutes ago, give or take... but my telling of it shall begin more recently.
One the morrow, I, The Jared, Bearsarkr, and Axe-Lord of Vinland returneth to Vinland... (That be Canada to those less knowledgeable of Norse place names, and you can ignore every title appended to The Jared, come to think of it.) It's been a long and twisted road (As all the best are) which I do not intend to describe here, especially as the last bit of the road is strewn with Snares and Deadfalls, Pits and Nooses, a joke only one of my companions on the road will get...
Suffice to say I advocate the avoidance of that bit...
anyway, 'Twas suggested I start a blog, partly for therapeutic reasons, and partly to inform the poor benighted Brits of my acquaintance what they be missing on accounts of lacking my presence. Apart from of course the constant threat of gratuitous violence and the services of one of the cheapest (And most inneffective) Hashishin in existence...
So one may consider this, The Jaredsaga to begin properly within a day or two...
Snare and deadfall, pit and noose
ReplyDeleteDrive your quarry where you choose
Baffle them with trick and ruse
Snare and deadfall, pit and noose
Which is the most I currently trust myself to say. I also advocate the avoidance of current affairs. Here's hoping Farmognudr keeps an eye on you too, and drop me a note when you get to Vinland, Guard. It's been a great 2 years x